We'll put 25 qualified sales calls with buyers who can actually afford you on your calendar in 60 days

We build the funnel, launch the Meta ads and run the daily media buying. If you don't have 25 by day 60, we keep running it free until you do.

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If we don't deliver 25 qualified sales calls from your ideal clients within 60 days, we keep optimizing and running the funnel for free until you hit 25. Then we hand over every asset.

There is no money-back clause here. Think about what a refund buys you. The ad spend is already gone. It went to Meta, not to us. You'd be handed a check and put right back at zero with no acquisition channel. And if a specialist who only does Meta couldn't make it work, the odds your team picks up those assets and optimizes them into a winner are not good.

So instead of handing your money back and walking away, we keep buying, testing and optimizing on our own dime until paid ads are a channel you can scale on. You stay in control of the ad spend the whole time, so you decide how far it runs. You came here for a working acquisition channel, not a refund.

And "qualified" gets defined before a dollar runs. A qualified call is a booked call with a prospect who fits the ICP filter on your application: real budget, a proven offer, ready to start. Unqualified people who self-book don't count toward the 25.

A couple things I need from you:

  • Maintain at least $300/day in Meta ad spend for the duration of the live campaign.
  • Have a clear core offer and a sales process that closes around 15% of qualified calls.
  • Respond to leads within 1 hour, and to our team within 12 hours. Speed to lead is the biggest lever on close rate you control, so this one's non-negotiable.
  • Film requested creative within 5 business days, and approve funnel and ad assets within 3 business days.
  • Take the calls we book.

Break those and the guarantee pauses or voids. The only way this doesn't work is if it's our fault.

A done-for-you Meta ads call funnel, built and run end to end. We rebuild your offer for cold traffic, build the landing page, confirmation page and qualification form, write and edit your VSL and ad creative, install your tracking, build the show-up nurture, launch the campaign, and run the daily media buying ourselves. The target: at least 25 qualified sales calls from buyers who can afford you, on your calendar, within 60 days, and a standing system that keeps producing them month after month once it's live.

Because we build the whole machine instead of just the ads. What failed you was almost certainly a homepage instead of a funnel, bidding for cheap clicks instead of booked calls, tracking that let Meta hunt broke leads, and nobody in the account after launch. We fix all four.

Offer rebuild, landing and confirmation pages, qualification form, VSL script and shot list, 8-10 breakout objection videos, 30-50 video ad scripts with shot lists, every static ad, all video editing, pre-call email sequence, calendar routing, and full technical setup, then daily media buying and weekly optimization for the rest of the sprint. Every asset is yours permanently. The full list is in the section above.

We charge a one-time fee for the 60-day sprint, not a retainer. No long-term contract, and nothing to pay after day 60. There's a payment plan if cash flow matters.

Separately, you fund your own ad spend, minimum $300/day while the campaign is live, paid straight to Meta.

US-based agencies, high-ticket offers and B2B service companies at $30k+ MRR, with a proven offer and a sales process that closes around 15% of qualified calls. Typically 10–50 people. If you're pre-revenue, have no offer, or don't sell over calls, it isn't a fit.

Not through us. A cheap test is a guaranteed no. A landing page, five scripts and $25/day produces exactly the result you already got the first time you tried this yourself, and then you'll be even more certain paid ads don't work for you. The build has to be complete before the data means anything.

Because we don't take your sales calls. We control the offer positioning, the traffic, the funnel and the show rate. We don't control what happens once your closer is on the phone. Guaranteeing closes would mean guaranteeing your team's performance. What we can do is guarantee the input we own, define "qualified" in writing before we start, and model your close rate at half of what your warm channel does when we build the projection, so the math has to survive being wrong.

Paid ads work for any B2B business that sells over a call. Service, physical product or info, putting your offer in front of more of the right people, the right way, makes you more money.

Referrals aren't free. They cost you conference tickets, flights, and the founder hours that fill your week. The real difference is that referrals have a ceiling you can't buy past. You can't decide to get 40% more referrals next month. You can decide to spend more on a channel with a known cost per qualified call.

Yes. They'll close lower, and anyone who tells you otherwise is selling you something. When we model your numbers on the call, we assume your cold close rate is about half your warm one. Cold leads were never going to match referrals. The difference is that referrals hit a hard ceiling and this doesn't. Twenty calls closing at 10% beats three calls closing at 40%.

That's purely a setup problem. Business manager, page, pixel and domain verification need to be done properly from the start. We handle that, so you're never learning Meta's support process yourself.

Your buyers are founders and decision-makers, and they scroll Instagram at night like everyone else. "Are they on the platform" was never the question. The question is whether the targeting and the message put your offer in front of them, and that's the part we own. If Meta really is the wrong channel for your offer, we'll say so on the call and point you somewhere better.

Only if the ads are made cheap. Everything we run is built to look like it came from a serious operator, because that's who you are. The point is to look like the obvious professional choice, not a late-night infomercial.

An ad doesn't close a considered purchase. It starts one. Nobody signs a five-figure deal from a Facebook ad. They book a call, watch a VSL, get nurtured for three days before it, and then buy from your closer the same way your referrals do. The ad's only job is to get the right person into that sequence.

For this offer, no. Founder-led creative is what makes a B2B call funnel work, and an AI version of you won't perform. It's one filming day, you get scripts, a shot list and direction, and we edit everything after.

We had to pause Ku Creatives' campaign because it out-booked their team. We scale to your capacity to take and close calls, not past it, and if capacity is your actual constraint, we'll say that before you buy.

Then bring them to the next one. We won't ask you to sell this internally on our behalf. If the decision goes through a partner or a committee, we'd rather build the numbers once with everyone in the room than have you carry a half-remembered version of the math into a meeting we're not in.

You own everything: funnel, pages, creative, scripts, tracking and campaign structure. No long-term retainer, no lock-in. If you want us to keep running the account after the sprint, that's a separate conversation you're free to skip.

You can, and you stay in control of it the whole time. Just know the guarantee tracks with it: the obligation pauses when the spend does, and picks back up when you turn it on. Nobody's forcing you to keep spending into something that isn't working.